You've got Hogwarts

So, i was looking for some stuff last night when i came across this song. The tunes are similar to ''All star'' by ''smash mouth''.
Check out the lyrics.

Somebody once told me

His school would not

enroll me

I wished I'd stuck with

Muggles instead

'Cause I'm freaked by the

occult

And I swear a lightning

bolt

Was the shape of the scar

on his forehead

Well!

The books keep coming

and the films keep

coming

And you thought Star

Wars was a little mind-

numbing

Must the whole world be

an H.P. fan?

It's a Sirius pain in the

Azkaban

So much to read! So

much to knock!

Is this virus called

Norwalk or Warlock?

So try every spell you've

been shown

I'd rather be Sorcerer's

Stoned

Hey now

You've got Hogwarts

You got floo dust - on

me

Hey now

You've got Wormtail

And your friends are -

Weasley

Ride that broom till

you're sore

'Cause you put the dumb

in Dumbledore

You've got house elves

with attention disorders

And a one-track mind

that's nine and three

quarters

Hey, your mentor just

might be a centaur

And if you've gone mad,

blame Dr. Dementor

That Whomping tree's

got really mean wood

For some good love call

Luna Lovegood

My goblet's on fire! My

butt feels worse!

Sitting through this stuff's

an Unforgivable Curse

Hey now

You've got Hogwarts

And your Crookshanks -

bit me

Hey now

You've got Mudblood

You've got Yule balls -

yearly

My name's not Merv

Gryffindor!

Eat Cornelius Fudge...

I met a male fairy

Who said, Hello, I'm

Harry

I guess he'd never heard

about Nair

I said, Witch!

Gimme that snitch!

You little son of a

Quidditch!

And your dog's got an

extra pair

Of heads!

The wolves keep howling

and the owls keep owling

There's a vault full of

gold here for J.K. Rowling

Tom Riddle me this:

Would a snake prefer

A bird named Fawkes or a

fox named Fleur?

So Peter's a rat?

Hermione's a cat?

And when it's Snape's

shift will he shape shift?

And is it Cho Chang or

Chang Cho?

I'll never last through the

last show

Hey now

You've got Hogwarts

Tell your hat to - sort me

Hey now

You're a horcrux

And you're uni - corny

All your wands are too

short

And you put the emo in

Voldemort

Ride those brooms till

you're sore

'Cause you put the dumb

in Dumbledore